The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, mad to eat a whole Chipotle Fajita

As an unofficial member of the unofficial street team of Daptone Records, I am happy to announce the Singles Collection of funky-fresh soul music released June 3rd 2008 by none other than the Dap Crew of Brooklyn, New York. In addition, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings have just released a vinyl recording of Kenny Roger's "Just Dropped In." My condition is utter bliss given the brilliant mind who decided to pair the cover with retro Soul Train footage:



Funk aside, I have sworn off Chipotle for the rest of summer since a bad experience with a delicious Fajita. For some time, I suspected peppers and hot salsa have been heating my internal organs and making hot yoga feel comparable to internal combustion. I have never been so literally, fuming mad at Chipotle. Yesterday, my theory was affirmed by a practitioner of Chinese Medicine: Score one for my trivializing of much more complex and intricate processes.

Finally, could someone explain why this video is so satisfying: